Buy the rally or hug your gold? Choose your fighter.

😎 Market Vibes

Markets are split between “run for cover” and “back up the truck.”
Gold’s at all-time highs, tariffs are flying like dodgeballs, and big banks are printing profits. One minute it’s risk-off, the next it’s earnings party time. Basically, it’s financial whiplash with a side of inflation drama. Let’s unpack the madness.

🪙 Flight to safety, sprint to chaos

• Tariff Tensions Escalate: China retaliates with 125% tariffs on U.S. goods, matching Trump's 145% levies. Investors brace for impact.

• Gold Hits Record High: As markets wobble, gold surges past $3,200 per ounce, signaling a flight to safety.

• JPMorgan's Earnings Beat: Despite market volatility, JPMorgan reports $14.6B in Q1 profits, with CEO Dimon warning of "considerable turbulence."

• Tech Stocks Mixed: Nvidia rebounds 2.5%, while Tesla and Meta face declines amid tariff concerns.

• Inflation Data Surprises: March PPI unexpectedly declines, offering a glimmer of hope for inflation control.

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💸 Trade Talk

Markets are swinging like a pendulum—tariff fears pull them down, earnings pull them up. It's a trader's playground, but only if you can stomach the ride.​

🧠 Big Brain Energy

$7 trillion sits in money market funds, waiting for clarity. As BlackRock's Fink says, this isn't just Wall Street's problem—Main Street feels it too.

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🧨The Outrage Meter

Wells Fargo's CFO suggests companies might hit pause on investments due to tariff uncertainties. Economic growth, meet your speed bump.

🤔What Do You Think?

🌀 The Rewind

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