🏋 LULU Forgot Leg Day

😎 Market Vibes

Today's market is serving up a full tasting menu: soft jobs data, AI-fueled earnings explosions, and a $1 trillion Tesla headline that somehow isn't satire. Rate cut chatter is back on the table, semis are melting up, and Lululemon just wiped out like it forgot leg day. Let’s dive into it.

✨ Euphoric with a side of delusion

• 🌀 Split-Screen Open: S&P futures inch up, Nasdaq rockets on AI chip euphoria, and the Dow looks like it's still hitting snooze. Traders are split between chasing tech momentum or waiting for the next macro rug pull.

• 🧠 Broadcom Blows the Doors Off: Q3 results torched estimates with AI chip revenue up 40% YoY. The stock's up nearly 14%, pulling the entire semiconductor sector with it - NVIDIA who?

• 🚀 Tesla Pay Drama Incoming: Elon's legal team filed a proposal to revive his $1 trillion pay package - shareholder vote coming in November. The stock is up, because of course it is.

• 📉 Lululemon Pulls a Houdini: The company slashed full-year guidance and warned of slowing North American sales. Shares cratered ~20%, their worst single-day drop in years. Yoga pants, meet earnings panic.

• 📊 Jobs Miss, Rate Hope Rises: Just 22k jobs added in August and unemployment popped to 4.3%. Traders now betting the Fed cuts rates as early as September - and risk assets are licking their chops.

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💸 Trade Talk

Let's be real - today's theme is "what big scandal can I ride?" Weak jobs, even weaker guidance, and AI fueled pay packages. Broadcom's the hero, Lululemon's the villain, and somewhere in the middle, rate cut rumors are keeping the fantasy alive. No clear direction - just pure vibes.

🧠 Big Brain Energy

Only 22,000 jobs added in August and unemployment is up to 4.3%

That's a red flag wrapped in a rate-cut ribbon. The labor market didn't just slow - it tripped. Hiring barely budged, unemployment popped, and wage growth is decelerating. Traders instantly priced in higher odds of a Fed cut by September. Soft landing? Try emergency glide mode.

🧨The Outrage Meter

Tesla just refiled Elon Musk's $1 trillion pay package.

The proposed comp plan, previously struck down in court, is back up for a shareholder vote in November. To unlock the full payout, Tesla's market cap would need to hit $8.5 trillion within 10 years - that's nearly 8x today's value and would make Tesla the most valuable company in history by a mile. Supporters say it rewards ambition; critics say it's absurd. Either way, it's classic Tesla: bold, controversial, and impossible to ignore.

🤔What Do You Think?

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