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One million jobs vanish, one shiny phone appears...

😎 Market Vibes
One million jobs vanish, one shiny phone appears. The Bureau of Labor Statistics might yank nearly a million jobs off the scoreboard, and Cupertino is about to convince us that "new glass, same phone" is worth another $1,199. Meanwhile, Microsoft just dropped almost $20B on rented GPUs like it's a Costco run. Buckle up - today's tape is running on hype, revisions, and a side of Jersey data centers.
📺 Waiting-Room Energy
📈 Futures Tiptoe Higher: Traders are bracing for today's BLS payroll benchmark revision that could kneecap earlier job gains. Translation: the labor flex might have been mostly vibes.
📱 iPhone Day Returns: The iPhone 17 hype train is pulling into the station. Same design, new price tag?
🤖 Silicon Supply Secured: Nebius scores a $19.4B deal with Microsoft and rips premarket. Is renting compute is the new oil?
☁️ Oracle After The Bell: Earnings on deck with cloud capex tea leaves for the whole AI-compute complex. Larry's vibes will set tomorrow's mood.
💹 Rate Cuts Aren't Magic: Nearly 40% of the time since 1980, stocks drop after a Fed cut. Sometimes the confetti cannon is actually a fire alarm.
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💸 Trade Talk
The iPhone 17 keynote isn't just a gadget drop - it's a quarterly stress test for Apple's entire ecosystem. From chipmakers to case hawkers, everyone's margins get re-priced the second Tim Cook says "innovation," even if it's just another camera lens.
🧠 Big Brain Energy
Stat: $19.4 billion.
That's the max size of Nebius's GPU rental deal with Microsoft - a compute tab big enough to buy every barrel of oil the U.S. imports in a week. Who needs crude when you can lease silicon?
🧨The Outrage Meter
The BLS might erase up to 900,000 jobs from the books in today's benchmark update.
Translation: "Oops, turns out almost a million of those hires were imaginary. Our bad."
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