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😎 Market Vibes 🧨

• Trade Tantrums Return: Markets opened red as fresh U.S.-China tensions over semiconductor bans reignited old trade war PTSD. Politicians wagging fingers, markets flinching - classic Monday.

• Nvidia Shrugs It Off: Washington says "no chips for China," and Nvidia says "cool story" as its stock ticks up anyway. Investors still betting on AI like it's 2021 again - long the robots, short the geopolitics.

• Crude Gets Cranked: Oil surged over 4% after new clashes in Ukraine rattled supply chain nerves. Energy bulls yelling "told you so" while airline stocks quietly cry in the corner.

• Gold Is the Main Character: Shiny metal flirting with all-time highs again as nervous money piles in. At $3,349/oz, it's giving "boomers were right" energy.

• Bitcoin Stays Zen: BTC chilling above $104K like a monk in a bear costume. Despite macro chaos, crypto refuses to care - vibes only.

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💸 Trade Talk

"Gold's Winning While Everyone Else Panics"

Gold is doing laps around every other asset right now - up big while tech fumbles, oil swings, and bond yields spasm like a cat on Red Bull. Why? Because everyone suddenly remembered it's shiny, finite, and doesn't involve Jerome Powell. The funniest part? We're near ATHs, and there's barely any FOMO buzz. Either this is the start of a generational breakout... or a giant golden trap.

🧠 Big Brain Energy

💡 $15 Billion... just vanished?
That's what Nvidia could lose if new export restrictions to China stick. And yet... the stock is climbing like it just won a Nobel Prize in AI. Retail is basically saying, "Who cares about $15B when you've got monopoly-level margins and GPU worshippers?"
Nvidia might be the only stock where bad news gets priced as "vaguely bullish."

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🧨The Outrage Meter

"Tesla's Robotaxi Flex Is Peak Delusion"

Elon drops a press release about robotaxis launching in Austin - no dates, no rollout plan, no meaningful profits - and somehow it still moved the needle. Meanwhile, Q1 deliveries were soft and margins thinner than Twitter's ad revenue. But hey, who needs fundamentals when you've got sci-fi vibes and a fanbase that treats earnings misses like buying opportunities?

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