No Jobs Report? No Problem.

Welcome to the bull market that refuses to read the room

😎 Market Vibes

Shutdowns, record highs, and a Fed flying blind - welcome to the bull market that refuses to read the room.
Wall Street is partying like nothing's wrong while DC burns in the background. With no jobs report and gold at all-time highs, traders are either fearless or totally detached from reality. Either way, the vibes are immaculate.

🎢 All gas, no data

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💸 Trade Talk

The market's ripping despite a total data blackout from the government shutdown. No jobs report, no CPI, no Fed visibility - and yet the S&P and Nasdaq are pushing record highs. Traders are betting that rate cuts are coming no matter what, even if Powell has to make decisions with a blindfold on. This isn't just bullish - it's borderline reckless optimism.

🧠 Big Brain Energy

Fact: The S&P 500 has now notched 30 record closes in 2025 - that kind of streak doesn't happen without serious conviction (or delusion).

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🧨The Outrage Meter

The U.S. government has officially shut down, delaying the all‑important jobs report and turning the Fed into a dart‑throwing chimp. And markets don't care. Welcome to 2025.

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