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Oracle just broke the market
Oracle just lit the match, inflation poured gasoline, and the market's on fire.

😎 Market Vibes
Oracle just lit the match, inflation poured gasoline, and the market's on fire. Futures are ripping, rate cut bets are back, and tech is throwing a party - but crypto's still staring at the wall. If you're wondering WTF is going on, don't worry - we decoded the chaos for you.
🚀 Futures on rocket fuel
🧠 Oracle Casts a $500B Spell: Shares popped ~30% after the company casually dropped a half-trillion-dollar cloud bookings flex. AI + earnings = investor dopamine cocktail.
🧾 PPI Says "Chill," and Rate Cut Hope Surges: Wholesale prices dropped 0.1% across the board, and just like that, the Fed whisper network is back in full delusion mode. Cue the cut memes.
📈 S&P Pulls a Houdini, Escapes Gravity: Futures surged to record highs, powered by cooling inflation and Oracle euphoria - it's soft landing season, and everyone's calling shotgun.
🪙 Crypto Just Vibes While Everyone Else Rallies: Bitcoin and Ethereum slipped <1%, but bulls are still chanting $114K like it's a full moon. Faith > fundamentals in Web3 land.
🛢️ Oil Gets Geopolitical Gaslight: Israeli strikes and Trump's new tariff tease nudged Brent and WTI up ~0.5%, but the market's pretending it's just another Wednesday. Spoiler: it's not.
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💸 Trade Talk
Oracle Didn't Just Beat - It Cast a Market-Wide Buff Spell 🪄
Wall Street didn't blink - it levitated. Oracle dropped a $500B cloud bookings bomb, and suddenly it's not just a legacy tech firm, it's the messiah of AI infrastructure. Everyone's chasing Oracle like it's the second coming of Nvidia - but vertical charts have a habit of turning into cliffs when the narrative runs out of road.
🧠 Big Brain Energy
PPI fell 0.1% in August - for both headline and core.
That's the first drop since March, and it's exactly the kind of data the Fed's been waiting for. Cooling input costs mean margin pressure is easing - and rate cut bets are back on the menu.
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🧨The Outrage Meter
Bitcoin's stuck in neutral while Oracle's out here putting up 30% pre-market gains. You'd think the world's "digital gold" would move on inflation dropping or a $500B cloud headline. Instead, BTC is down 0.4% - like it missed the memo, the CPI print, and the entire AI wave.
🤔What Do You Think?
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