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š„Tesla Earnings in the Hot Seat
Strap in - the vibes are cautiously greedy.

š Market Vibes
Earnings season is heating up, trade noise is back on the tape, and Wall Street's playing the "volatility is good, actually" card. Futures are ticking higher, banks are flexing, and Tesla's about to step into the earnings spotlight midweek. Strap in - the vibes are cautiously greedy.
š¤ Cautiously Greedy
š Futures Edge Higher on Trade & Earnings Buzz: SPY, QQQ, and DIA futures are all up ~0.25% as markets cheer renewed U.S.-EU trade optimism and the kickoff of earnings season.
š Tariff Tango Returns: U.S.-EU trade headlines are back, but markets are brushing them off for now as futures rise modestly on Q2 earnings optimism.
š¢ļø Oil Shrugs at Sanctions: EU's refined fuel ban on Russia sounds dramatic, but Brent and WTI barely flinched - too many workarounds, not enough teeth.
ā” Tesla Earnings in the Hot Seat: TSLA reports Wednesday, and Wall Street's sweating margins, Model Y chatter, and whether Elon blinks on robotaxi hype.
š¼ Earnings Season Heat Check: 83% of S&P 500 companies reporting so far are beating estimates - if this pace keeps up, expect some serious melt-up chatter.
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šø Trade Talk
Wall Street banks just went Hulk-mode in Q2 - JPMorgan, Citigroup, Wells Fargo, Goldman, Morgan Stanley and BofA all crushed expectations, riding tariff-fueled volatility and trading bonanzas.
Meanwhile, the "Magā7" are holding court - Alphabet's AI and ad machine looks solid, Tesla's squeezed margins and roboātaxi hype will decide if the meltāup has legs or fizzes out.
So yeah, all that tariff theater? Secondary. The real action: banks banking hard and Big Tech delivering or blowing it. Strap in - earnings, not tweets, are running this show.
š§ Big Brain Energy
83% of S&P 500 companies that reported so far have crushed EPS estimates - way above the norm. Turns out, tariff-fueled market chaos is great for banks and brokerages raking in volatility profits. This isn't just a beat rate; it's a flex. Wall Street's printing while Main Street's still doomscrolling.
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š§ØThe Outrage Meter
EU's Refined-Oil Ban on Russia = Sanction Theatre 2.0. Markets are yawning-and for good reason. The latest 18th EU sanctions slap a refined oil ban and a ~$47.60 crude price cap on Moscow, but enforcement is a joke: tracking oil processed in third-party refineries? Good luck. ING analysts say it could prove difficult to monitor and enforce while Brent and WTI barely budged. Translation: the show's on-but the bite isn't.
š¤What Do You Think?
Is this earnings season actually legit - or are we getting played by volatility sugar highs? |
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