We unpack the surge, the risks, and the... USB???
War, oil, and Adobe’s earnings walk into a bar... and torch your watchlist.
Economists vs. the White House, Boeing in freefall, and gold goes full goblin.
Trump’s back on the deal train, GameStop flops on no Bitcoin, and Oracle wins with AI word salad.
Flat futures, fake Bitcoin news, and Siri still buffering. We deserve better.
Down 4 days in a row, but central banks are still loading up. Might be time to pay attention.
Someone check Jensen's birth chart.
Two billionaires enter. One portfolio leaves.
The VIX is asleep, oil is drunk, and Elon might need a lawyer.
Markets opened hot, then got cold feet. Trade talks, metal moves, and some classic chaos inside.
Stocks rally on vibes, not fundamentals. Again. Classic Wednesday.
Plus: 3 Stocks to Watch
