Chip bans, AI hopium, and the world's most expensive GPU cult - markets are wild today.
Real growth. Real tech. Not-so-famous names. Here's your AI cheat sheet.
When markets get messy, it helps to remember:
What's Taking Center Stage Today...
AI-fueled euphoria meets fiscal cliffhanger
Are we in the eye of the hurricane?
Major indices rocket, bitcoin hovers, plus some tech bites.
Whatβs the Fed Got to Do With My 5% APY?
Trade war 2.0 is personal.
Markets are spinning their wheels β and investors are getting whiplash.
Dow futures nuke, Apple tumbles, and bond yields don't care about your feelings.
Kiyosaki's going full doomsday, BTC's mooning, and the bond market just hit a wall.